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life decision time [03 Oct 2006|12:44am]
[ mood | sick ]

It's only October 3rd and I'm already sick of debating my Halloween costume..
We dreamed of being Hillary, Monica, and Bill, but I don't think that dream of heaven will ever actually come true..

So I am just going to wear this:


And either cut off all my hair or wear a ridic wig ?

My title can be "the golden slut" or something
I don't know

I just really want a trashy American Apparel metallic bodysuit...
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fuck you, vitamins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [29 Apr 2006|02:24am]
[ mood | nauseated ]

Every single night I force myself to take my vitamins. Because it's GOOD FOR ME.
But then afterwards, I always feel nauseous and uneasy and I have to go to bed to avoid throwing up.
(Sleep = no vomit? Until one day I choke on it and that's the end??)
So... the question is... is this ACTUALLLLY good for me?!
Also, the smell of the big yellow horse-sized multivitamins makes me want to die.


No seriously I'm going to bed right now cause otherwise I'm going to puke allll over my ghetto laptop.

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love of the loveless [09 Dec 2004|10:45pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

is it so bad that i want lindsay lohan's cd ?





ps: i really am marissa cooper.
without being hot and having hot boys and living in a hot locale.
but just you wait !
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madddd trashy [06 Dec 2004|09:55pm]
[ mood | cold and tingly ]

Last night: Reina's birthday! 20 is not a teenager. That's insane.
A bunch of us went to Bucca Di Beppo's.. if you like troughs of fatty italian food, that's the place for you..
If they had presented us with a huge birthday candle in a trough of cocaine, like I suggested, it would have been AWESOME

Kathleen gave me the best scarf ever! It's all shades of pink and knitted just for me.

Joe introduced me to the fantasy that is BOONE'S FARM flavored wine beverage
We decided that it's me in a bottle. Because:
CHEAP, ENTERTAININGLY TRASHY, BUBBLY, and COLORFUL!
There are worse things you could be. I think it's a worthy lifestyle.

IcEpRiNCeSs814:lol it sounds like something i wouldnt be able to drink at a club bc i'd be too embarassed
IcEpRiNCeSs814: i'm sad you subjected your liver and kidneys to it. but depressed that you enjoyed the TASTE
Jordan may be a Coconut Grove elitist bitchass, but I'm psyched for her to come back in 10 days anyway!

We saw Closer. It was intense and sexual..
Just like my life.

Okay, so we decided that (like I said) if I were a drink I'd be Boone's Farm (especially "melon ball" or "blue hawaiian")
and if I were a store I would be Red Light

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$8000 worth of shoes [01 Dec 2004|05:25pm]
[ mood | mphgh.. i want antm ]

DECEMBER! My favorite month of the year.
Right now, at least.

Just so everyone knows, I am really fucked for Christmas presents this year. I have zero income, not to mention no car!! So... don't be expecting extravagance. I wish it were different. This is why I have developed a new life plan:
- Don't go to college (HELLO saving money)
- Get on a reality tv show and cause a lot of drama so I'm featured in trashy gossip magazines
- After getting kicked off, get some lame C-list jobs like "assistant VJ" on mtv and Best Week Ever analyst on vh1
- Marry rich (someone not too ugly or too old)
- Buy all my friends (and myself) presents

Also, I want to get various shades of blonde & brown high/lowlights, then perm my hair...
Thank you, four hours of Sex and the City!

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a photo flashback of my stupidity [22 Nov 2004|12:08am]
[ mood | blah ]

HILARIOUS ENTERTAINMENT: remember when i did plays? me too. i happened to find some old pictures and... yes. these will especially ring a bell with heath and dakota!

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I'M THE FIRE BABY, AND YOU'RE MY GASOLINE (jordan would appreciate that sensual quote)

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uhh [18 Nov 2004|11:00pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

recent life events: seeing shawna! kentwood play (awkward...). partying at shawna's with lots of boys. sushiland. bell square (SEPHORA! in love with dior, as always). gym gym gym. movies (bridget jones). reina's flat tire. the oc (hate the new girls). california vs. florida vs. arizona?

LOOKING FORWARD TO:
over-the-top movies musicals, you can't go wrong

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a night in baba's world; justine can be haaaaley [12 Nov 2004|02:33pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

REUNION! AJ came by with my "present" from Fred last night, and it turned out to be Fred himself! (as I suspected.) Serious OC reminiscing was had, then we went to Seattle and I saw Ashley's apartment and Ashley herself and we crunked it on the Ave! I got to have Usher and Hot Hot Heat car danse partiez once more!! Then we called Jordan and woke her up in Miami. Then we drove around until we could find Wedgwood (my favorite!) and woke Grace up at her apartment around 1. She was so surprised! I whisper-shouted a lot and basically terrorized her life.
We went to Shari's at 3, because.. why sleep?? Boys got huge breakfast platters and I drank my weight in black coffee..

I woke up like 3 hours later so AJ and I could be at J-unit's all-state diving championships (exciting!!) on time. Early mornings.. it was fun though and I was thrilled to see tha J-U and Mondtav'n and Jahday.
AJ and I got lost on the way back (kind of on purpose) and this weekend I think we are planning both parties and after-parties!


In other news, I WANT A BOYFRIEND
and by "boyfriend" I mean "Chris Carmack" !!

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this information is about your diagnosis [16 Oct 2004|03:37pm]
[ mood | disbelief ]

My life is hella Marissa Cooper right now.
Except without the richness or hot guys or prime locale.

What the fuck is my PROBLEM?!!?!?!?
Why am I constantly screwing myself over!??!?!?


I just want to go home and go to bed
foreverrrrrrrr.

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sometimes... monkeys die... [23 Sep 2004|01:41am]
[ mood | conflicted ]

Do you ever feel like life is an enormous STRUGGLE and you just wish you could spend all day watching tv movies and eating cookies & candy corn?
Because I do. And not in a depressing way, don't "worry" now.

Monday: stayed up until 5am watching Cruel Intentions in D8. (life goal: to be Katherine!) Tuesday: had a bathroom "salon party" where we cut/dyed Sasha's hair and trimmed my bangs. Then watched the Friends haircut episode until like 4 or so. Wednesday: searched for a TV where we could actually fucking watch America's Next Top Model, but to no avail.. so I missed Julie's big debut! But my mom is taping it for me and sending it! I did end up watching Full House reruns later in a common room. Now it's past 1 and I haven't done any work still.

How have I not failed college yet, you ask? I don't know either.

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